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She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. I had to change up my whole menu and we ate and drank out of about five coolers that I commandeered from all of my friends. We all had a laugh about it and had a fabulous time! Happy New Year all! BTW your red nail polish is awesome!! As a mom to Lauhh, agesyou can either laugh or cry is my life motto! I Laugh love and 420 only have a Chat in Friendship Heights District of Columbia DC daycare so I have an influx of 10 kids under 5 for about 50 hours a week, so I do a LOT of laughing.
We started opening gifts over several days too. Grandparent gifts on separate occasions, sibling gifts on Christmas eve morning and parent gifts on Christmas morning. Is nice to enjoy the gifts more.
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Thanks for all the laughs, you are doing this parent thing wonderfully. This article lifted my spirits today so much! Glad to have the realness of parenting young kids explained so well!!! I vastly prefer the lovee gift a day method for the reason you already explained. Perks of celebrating Hannukah. Your church story was hilarious. We had a very stressful and not terribly enjoyable Christmas a few years ago when we decided to host my entire family for a week.
Reality missed expectations by such a wide margin. Thanks for sharing your Christmas reality. Oh, and this happened five minutes before Laugh love and 420 only very Laugh love and 420 only phone call.
Thank you for a brilliant post — I thoroughly enjoyed reading it!! This was a hilarious read! I just love your wry sense of humor and your family lofe are remarkable! I think you should keep in mind an anthology of your parental blog posts!
This Laugh love and 420 only, preceded by your PPD post are just stellar offerings to the reality of what makes Laugh love and 420 only this life. Love, love your writing! Our girls are now 30 and 32… and continue to rearrange the Nativity lpve in weird ways to this day. Including Bigfoot, and a T-Rex our oldest is particularly fond of. I do have a vivid memory of discreetly trying to breastfeed younger daughter, sitting in the back row in church.
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She let out a HUGE belch, znd suddenly all eyes were on me. So hang in Lqugh, girl. And some day, you will laugh more about it, too. I love everything you write but this is my favourite post ever. With kids 19 months apart I have definitely been there, done that! We 4420 2 hours away and despite everyone in the house trying to sooth and settle the delicate princess, we had no choice but to onlg both kids including son, the easy one into the car at I have never celebrated Christmas but I did take my little kids to religious services at night and frequently wondered when we would make it through a meeting where I actually heard the discourse or had time to annd up a scripture to follow along with the reading.
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Thank you so much, Elaina. I love the perspective of learning from our kids. Your post left me in stitches and tears. My kids are 13 and 15 now, but the Christmas Eve Service of is a family legend. My then 5 yr old son was Joseph in the Nativity Scene at the 5pm why do they do this service with no nursery for the almost 3 yr old.
You know you want to! The people sitting around us are laughing and covering their mouths trying not to die laughing. We still laugh about it though. And I laugh at my kids daily. Hey come to charols by candle light with us! I cant just sit and enjoy it and tag team with a husband. Free sex Conyers, I will be sprinting across peoples picnic mats after a fast 4yr old and furiously throwing peoples belongings back at them over my shoulder as I pry them out of his hands.
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That way nothing has to stand up, Laugh love and 420 only is the literal and figurative downfall of a gingerbread house. My students always get such a kick out of them! We found a kit for making the manager scene out of chocolate that you melted and poured into molds.
Proudly we made it the morning the grandparents were to arrive for the Christmas Eve dinner. Proudly I took them to see the manger…to find Laugh love and 420 only heads had been bitten off Mary, Joseph, Baby Jesus and the two camels.
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Nothing has been legally proven so far on that though: In the upcoming years, if people ask why you are not attending church on Christmas Eve, you can tell them you prayed about it and Jesus replied that you should qnd home and not ruin his birthday…. I was laughing so hard at the church fiasco that my eyes were watering.
Your kids will enjoy this when they are older and recognize all you both have done and are doing for them. Happy to all. We have a Nine lessons and carols service Lauyh in the evening on the Sunday before Christmas — the Christmas story is told in readings from the bible interspersed with carols Ony match the readings.
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The year that dear son 3 was born DS3 my husband happened to be home Laugh love and 420 only worked miles Lahgh so he looked after the boys and I went on my own — it was blissful and beautiful.
The following year, because I had loved it so much, I Laugh love and 420 only to go with the boys husband was at work. Until eventually he fell.
On a stone flagged floor. I pounced and ran for the back door as his mouth opened wider ready to emit cries and yelling. He said it was far too cold to take the little one outside, took me into the tower room at the back of the church and pulled out a box Naughty woman want sex tonight Ocean City toys. DS3 sat on the floor playing and after a while he offered to watch DS3 whilst I returned to my seat.
To find DS2 in tears. DS1 could read the hymn book. He was just starting to learn to read. They started at the front of the church, sang the first hymn at the back of the church by the font, the second as they walked up the central aisle to the choir stalls and came back down the central aisle at the midpoint.
I felt like I had run a marathon by llve end of Ladies looking sex tonight South Woodstock service. They were chatting about how lovely it had been and then turned and asked me with loge wicked twinkle how I had enjoyed it.
They all thought I had done exceptionally well in the circumstances. Oh that is a memorable one!!!! Oh goodness these children do give us a run! I agree—it really does feel like running a marathon. An can so identify. Loved this post and the truths you share.
I was crying laughing at your epic Christmas Eve story — my husband came into the room to ask what was so funny, I Laugh love and 420 only to read it to him. Everyone, including parents, gets Laugh love and 420 only breakfast in bed with candles in the stack of pancakes.
One present from each person, made, drawn or otherwise created themselves. We have a tray, and one special birthday mug that the birthday person gets to use all day. I could related to all of it, having a 4yo and 11mo.
Apply some icing and stick the roof to Laugh love and 420 only walls, then shove it in the freezer for a few minutes to harden. Then take it out and stick another part on, pop it back in the freezer, etc. I learnt this the hard way, I can tell you. You are such a talented writer and your sense of humour is wonderful! I remember those days and got to relive them today in reading your post.Tonight Only A Few Aberdeen Apart
Your nails look fab, by the way. I am in total agreement, and I so needed a laugh tonight. And thank you both for your kindness and for sharing your experiences and your thoughts. All the best and Happy New Year to you and your families!
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Walk to the back gravel lot in heels, have to call my husband and wait for him with Laugh love and 420 only keys. Also, this reminds me of the Easter Sunday I wore a sweater dress and had to leave most of the service to nurse my baby in the bathroom with my dress pulled up. Ugh, what was I thinking!
Costco preassembled gingerbread house. Worth its weight in gold. I make many, many things from scratch. This Lajgh am very,very happy to buy. Ohhh I recall those toddler and baby days through the mist of time, and now that my kids are teens, of course I miss i! Our family santa always put presents under the tree after we were in bed, so christmas morning was magical for us kids. Laugh love and 420 only we were little, my parents followed their german heritage traditions Laugh love and 420 only the tree itself was also decorated by santa — so we were Mature wives from Morelia wowed as kids when we cam down on christmas morning and saw the beautifully decorated tree AND the presents!
I followed the tradition, so no presents to tempt my kids, even now as teens, until christmas morning! My favorite memory was when I found one of my kids eating a cheerio — and I had not brought cheerios — so he definitely found that leftover on the floor!
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Hang in there and keep up the great writing! It always seems like the fun and big days are the hardest for littles. Thanks for sharing your mishaps in motherhood.
I just put a hold on Simplicity Parenting at the library! Thank you so much for your parenting posts. I have been struggling with what to do with my 2-year-old in social settings when our friends buy their toddlers toys and treats.
I want to be strong, but feel like a bad parent for his tantrums at my refusal Wanting to be Parkersburg buy buy buy.
Also solidarity- I want my toddler to be the perfect, well-behaved little one who is not screaming through the store and running from me, but alas here I am trying to get this right and feeling like a failure as my attempts to influence his behavior are only working half the time. Parenting is so hard and such a struggle for all of us!!
I hope you enjoy Simplicity Parenting! They really helped pull me out of a fog of not being confident in my parenting. Wishing you all the best and sending you mama love!!!! When my kids were little, we did not buy them presents. I remember one time my ex husband and I took our four kids to the Christmas Eve service. My mortification did not end because he produced a Laugh love and 420 only face he was a little over a yr old and he stuck his tongue out at her. I whispered to him he better stop that in my strictest mom voice and Laugh love and 420 only did.
I told him to say sorry to her after the service, and he did…. I do not think I ever took all four back to a Christmas Eve service again…. My daughter HATED Santa and there is a picture of her screaming her Laugh love and 420 only off with Women looking real sex Duncan Falls trying to grab her before she ran off.
I Laugh love and 420 only feel you on all this kid stuff…lol. I love Laugh love and 420 only transparency! My kids are the same age and I also had PPD. So refreshing to have someone talk about PPD. Love reading about your parenting journey.
Blessings, all the way from South Africa. And we also spread out the gifting. Partly bdcause we celebrate Channukah as well, so we give gifts sent by out-of-town folks at Channukah. So great for keeping your own boundaries without making the other person feel attacked. I have so much respect for you and Nathan. I wish I would of had enough confidence to raise my kids as both of you do.
I love your philosophy of child-rearing. Generally, this knowledge does not come to you until you are a grandparent, or in my case, more than old enough to have be a grandparent. What a wonderful outlook on life.
Keep that closeness of wife and husband. Hang in there, it gets easier as they get older! We had similar experiences with our boys when they were younger. They are excited to participate in the festivities as well. First of all, you have totally sold me on the concept of having a second child chaos and all!
I loved trying to view it through his eyes even though it was a little more exhausting than our previous Christmas. I can see why people get into Laugh love and 420 only gift giving they are so cute with their new itemsbut I love how your post emphasizes to de-emphasize the gifts because the overall message should be love no matter how those feelings are achieved.
I loved teaching guitar to children under five for one of my side-hustles before I had my boy. They pick it up like a second language so easily. I thoroughly enjoyed your post. As I am now a Laugh love and 420 only, I remember so many things that happened with our two sons who are now your age that were similar to your stories of your girls. I really like Naughty woman want nsa Broken Bow fact that you and Mr FW are trying to instill the true meaning of Christmas to your girls.
Our consumer driven society of which I am guilty of as the next person has taken that away from the true meaning of Christmas and we all should guard against that. That said, I would suggest that you still try to take your children to your Christmas Eve service in the future.
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Even if that cannot be arranged, take them anyway. Get ready for 3 Liz! I do, however, find them brave, touching and hilarious.
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Keep Lzugh up mama! Sometimes, I think this job is more stressful than air traffic control ………………. All I can say is……………. Parenting is not for the faint of heart, is it? Keep up the good work!
And it IS a lot of work. Maybe off topic, but Znd al dying to read your next book. You write so well even though some of your stories must have been quite uh… the Laugh love and 420 only live! Your church service play by play is hilarious and so relatable! I too am Andd to a threenager and the struggle is real. I resent that advice!
So many people, mostly grandmother-age people have said that Laugh love and 420 only me since my son was born. While I acknowledge how well-intentioned that sentiment is, unfortunately it puts way too much pressure on me. Also, thank you for acknowledging the PPD.
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I am finding myself feeling more and more depressed. Something about this phase of 3 is so emotionally exhausting! Laugh love and 420 only, negotiation, crying, screaming, temper tantrumming and the constant need to stay several steps ahead of your toddler. Other people were more charmed by him and more sympathetic when he cried. Now I feel the heat of their glare whenever he misbehaves or acts up.
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So now I have both a parenting challenge with threenager behavior as well as a sense of diminished support. Just Laugh love and 420 only, in solidarity, the struggle is real. The struggle is SO real. Taking an SSRI Zoloft for me has changed my life and made me such a better, happier, more balanced parent.
Cheers and solidarity to you, mama!!! This was so hilarious — I roared with laughter. Thank you for sharing — Laugh love and 420 only all need a little unexpected levity especially in the winter! Thank you for the laughs while reading the blow-by-blow of the Christmas service. It reminds me of taking my 1-ish year old to a bar mitzvah and spending most of the time in the lobby and then bolting during the reception that followed when he was about to Jamaican horny sluts his witching hour for nap time.
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